Tuesday, October 03, 2006
I used a loofah
Using a loofah is the least manly way to wash off in the shower. I usually lather my skin with a chunk of soap and my bare hands. But when my wife came home with a new body wash she said would make your skin elastic, I had to see if she was right. The stuff has "elastin" in it, and I woke up with visions of becoming Elasti-Girl or Stretch Armstrong. But don't believe it. Caveat emptor. Elastin does NOT turn your skin into elastic. And now I have to admit to having used a loofah.
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As long as your loofah is black or some shade of blue, you should be okay.
Nope. The loofah is a peach color. It's my wife's loofah.
I remember one time a piano-playing girl (C.W.) used our bathroom in SS#2, and she was somewhat put off by the fact that she noticed a loofah in the shower. What she was doing looking in the shower, I don't know. Anyway, I assumed (and assured her) it belonged to our metrosexual roommate. Now I'm not so sure.
As for me, I prefer the European body sponge. Best thing ever.
P.S. Is that the soap that smells like B.O.? Or was it a different brand?
Yes, that link is to the BO soap. I should post that story on here just for fun, right? That's soooo funny about C.W. That loofah DID belong to our metrosexual roommate, as did the shampoo called "Big Sexy Hair."
I use a loofah every day. It accentuates my masculine personality.
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